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New York Giants Win the Superbowl, 21-17

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MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her No, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.



 


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Oh, lookie! A Mooooselim grammar Nazi who knows squat about geography

by barenakedislam

He seems to think there is a country somewhere on earth named 'Palestine.' What a maroon!

barenakedislam | February 5, 2012 at 12:53 am | Categories: Just the Facts | URL: http://wp.me/p276zM-FlA

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New post on Bare Naked Islam

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO! Have a sugar doll

by barenakedislam

FEBRUARY 4TH is the Paedophile Prophet Muhammad's birthday and brightly decorated sugar dolls are given out in celebration. How fitting!


al-Arabiya  During this time of the year, traditional dolls made of sugar are carefully crafted especially to mark Mawlid. Mawlid is the Arabic word for birth, colloquially used as the name for the Prophet's birthday. All over the country street carnivals are held, where you can find children enjoying gifts of these brightly decorated sugar-dolls and sweets.

The dolls are a tradition dating back to the Fatimid period (909 - 1171). The origin of the dolls has many interpretations. One interpretation is that soldiers were promised the most beautiful women on earth as a reward for their bravery in war. Another is that the dolls signify beauty, kindness, fertility and youth.

barenakedislam | February 5, 2012 at 12:30 am | Categories: Children | URL: http://wp.me/p276zM-Flr

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